While passing out delightful leaflets supporting cake, boobies, and of course my right to be sarcastic, ( or “spreading the good word” as I like to call it) I seemed to come across VP Admin candidate Sarah Naiman an awful lot. Now I don’t want to be brash and suggest that Ms. Naiman was stalking me- I’ll just say that I am very flattered but encourage alternate forms of entertainment. Perhaps she could take up knitting, or join a canasta league, or age 50 years immediately? Or, perhaps she could focus her energies on sleuthing out Suvina To. By far the most elusive of the VP Admin Candidates, Suvina To sneaks through the shadows like a well trained ninja. She seems to emerge only to partake in sassy photoshoots involving leather and whips (oh my!) or sometimes, as was the case today, to quit pulling punches and fight fight fight for her VP Admin future. At today’s debate I was pleasantly surprised to find a more aggressive and definite Suvina balancing out her traditional overwhelmingly calm demeanor. It’s really quite encouraging to see a race heat up like this right at the end of the road. The gloves are off ladies, all I can say now is… “Cat Fiiiiiiiiight” But if there is going to be a cat fight, let us hope it’s the ladies who are scrapping and not an epic battle between such feline hits as tubcat and bride of tubcat. On second thought, I don’t care which of those two possibilities turns out to be true. Either way I can probably charge 5 dollars at the door.

- S