Melody Ma has made, what I would call, a bold claim. She has made a promise to voters which she outlined at Friday’s Candidate’s debate in the SUB conversation pit. Her promise is this : Idea’s, she asserts, are like melodies, and melodies are meant to be sung- so we should make the correlation between her namesake and the metaphor she has chosen to use, and vote for her in the Board of Governors race. I am overwhelmed with excitement and greatly anticipate Melody proudly singing my personal melody, which must be sung to the tune of ,”Pretty Fly for a White Guy”. How truly fantastic.

- S