As I lay here, hung over and dehydrated from another night of back-to-school shenanigans- I take the opportunity to re-evaluate my life. Where is it going? What am I contributing? What will be my legacy? And suddenly it came to me, the answer to all things in life – CAKE. And seeing how I have truly catastrophic baking skills, it is fortunate that AMS Elections are here once more. Finally “Let Them Eat Cake” can rise from the dead like a dirty cockroach you were sure you smushed but will likely still be around after a nuclear holocaust takes the rest of us out.

But seriously. For those who were with us last year- welcome back. And for any newbies- you are joining this program already in progress. If you want to know who the hell I am, check the archives for ye olde intro-post, but it’s really not necessary. Pretty much here at “EAT CAKE” you can expect to be served a healthy portion of sass, numerous times a day- with a sprinkling of political opinion.

At each and every debate: I’ll be there.

Sneaking outside candidate’s doors: I’ll be there

Frantically Facecreeping prospective AMS Execs: I’ll be there

Spooning you in the dark of night: I’ll be there

You get the idea. So tune in, refresh constantly, and know that I’m in your AMS Elections; Judging Your Candidates. I call upon you to EAT CAKE- don’t just eat it, frigging shove it in your face until you’re uncomfortably full- because this is a short election period people- and it’s going to be one hell of a ride!

- S

P.S The first of this weeks debates happens TODAY at NOON in the conversation pit @ the SUB. Be there!!